<![CDATA[Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance]]>Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance

]]>https://forum.other.li/topic/4a08ab21-4412-4334-8a5b-f2d57c0ebaf5/yes-i-have-a-girlfriend-but-you-wouldn-t-know-her-she-uh-goes-to-another-instanceRSS for NodeFri, 01 May 2026 15:10:10 GMTWed, 29 Apr 2026 01:52:27 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 07:09:27 GMT]]>@catsalad
I can relate, my wife's instance has even defederated mine πŸ«₯

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/gurkenlabs/statuses/116486738254700974https://forum.other.li/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/gurkenlabs/statuses/116486738254700974Wed, 29 Apr 2026 07:09:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:04:09 GMT]]>@catsalad
I literally fell for a girl I met on the internet who lives in Canada. I'm a nerd stereotype.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://furs.social/users/heathen_cat/statuses/116486245575514191https://forum.other.li/post/https://furs.social/users/heathen_cat/statuses/116486245575514191Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:04:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 03:23:28 GMT]]>@catsalad gay]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://donotsta.re/objects/c02ee011-3836-4502-8b6e-270bcc79b25ahttps://forum.other.li/post/https://donotsta.re/objects/c02ee011-3836-4502-8b6e-270bcc79b25aWed, 29 Apr 2026 03:23:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 03:05:48 GMT]]>@catsalad @hypebot
yeah, she’s on mstdn.ca right?

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.social/users/argonaut/statuses/116485780161478356https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.social/users/argonaut/statuses/116485780161478356Wed, 29 Apr 2026 03:05:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 03:00:14 GMT]]>@catsalad And her admin is in a huge fight with your admin...

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://sfba.social/users/not2b/statuses/116485758281552777https://forum.other.li/post/https://sfba.social/users/not2b/statuses/116485758281552777Wed, 29 Apr 2026 03:00:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:51:33 GMT]]>@catsalad Is she your cat?

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://chitter.xyz/users/faoluin/statuses/116485724159094361https://forum.other.li/post/https://chitter.xyz/users/faoluin/statuses/116485724159094361Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:51:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:26:51 GMT]]>@catsalad do {cats} know you're cheating on them?

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://sechtor.social/users/kwayk42/statuses/116485627010176710https://forum.other.li/post/https://sechtor.social/users/kwayk42/statuses/116485627010176710Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:26:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:11:58 GMT]]>@dalias @catsalad Are they all the same catsalad though, or are there many salads of cat?

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://merveilles.town/users/pixx/statuses/116485568464455123https://forum.other.li/post/https://merveilles.town/users/pixx/statuses/116485568464455123Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:11:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:06:07 GMT]]>@dalias 😬

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116485545494283888https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116485545494283888Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:06:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:03:01 GMT]]>@catsalad Seems like that doesn't work when you're on every instance there is. πŸ™ƒ

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/dalias/statuses/116485533283920131https://forum.other.li/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/dalias/statuses/116485533283920131Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:03:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:56:15 GMT]]>@catsalad oooh dish grrl dish! Is she cuuuute? do you swap caaaat pics?

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.social/users/weezmgk/statuses/116485506724047587https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.social/users/weezmgk/statuses/116485506724047587Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:56:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:55:44 GMT]]>@catsalad juuuuussssskeeedeeen', we know she lurks in misskey.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116485504648287817https://forum.other.li/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116485504648287817Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:55:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:55:09 GMT]]>@catsalad the perils of the limited federation between toot cat and infosec exchange

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://toot.cat/users/alexhelvetica/statuses/116485502367479592https://forum.other.li/post/https://toot.cat/users/alexhelvetica/statuses/116485502367479592Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:55:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:54:43 GMT]]>@theorangetheme @catsalad GMTA high five.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116485500637826971https://forum.other.li/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116485500637826971Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:54:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:54:06 GMT]]>@faraiwe @catsalad Beat me to it lol

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://en.osm.town/ap/users/115702352497105111/statuses/116485498216872207https://forum.other.li/post/https://en.osm.town/ap/users/115702352497105111/statuses/116485498216872207Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:54:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:54:01 GMT]]>@catsalad Canadian Federated Girlfriend

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116485497912974768https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116485497912974768Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:54:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:53:28 GMT]]>@catsalad is it a CANADIAN instance

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116485495751177900https://forum.other.li/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116485495751177900Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:53:28 GMT