<![CDATA[IT'S HAPPENING]]>IT'S HAPPENING

GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

]]>https://forum.other.li/topic/64b4b522-20fe-473e-ad2b-ed94255569fc/it-s-happeningRSS for NodeTue, 21 Apr 2026 01:42:06 GMTThu, 02 Apr 2026 09:07:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:31:22 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea sure as hell feels like it though

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://101010.pl/users/nabijaczleweli/statuses/116334413926381300https://forum.other.li/post/https://101010.pl/users/nabijaczleweli/statuses/116334413926381300Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:31:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:29:13 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea There's still two 9s in there. Depending on what or who that is counting, that is probably just fine.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotnroll666/statuses/116334405427393554https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotnroll666/statuses/116334405427393554Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:29:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:26:54 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea lmao

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://ohai.social/ap/users/115628614496668967/statuses/116334396326492035https://forum.other.li/post/https://ohai.social/ap/users/115628614496668967/statuses/116334396326492035Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:26:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:19:24 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I mean, it also doesn’t _not_ say that 😛

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.social/users/dimitribouniol/statuses/116334366840473573https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.social/users/dimitribouniol/statuses/116334366840473573Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:19:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:19:16 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Maybe github management counts that as "two nines"'?

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://piaille.fr/users/mathieui/statuses/116334366306578012https://forum.other.li/post/https://piaille.fr/users/mathieui/statuses/116334366306578012Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:19:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:19:03 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea 10x shitty. Ai is the future.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://fedi.arkadi.one/users/tootbrute/statuses/01KN6QTCBXCYDTCM0JJH874C0Xhttps://forum.other.li/post/https://fedi.arkadi.one/users/tootbrute/statuses/01KN6QTCBXCYDTCM0JJH874C0XThu, 02 Apr 2026 09:19:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:17:37 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Hey, I count two nines.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/116334359816948551https://forum.other.li/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/116334359816948551Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:17:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:16:43 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea my self-hosted gitea has a higher uptime lmao

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/trenchworms/statuses/116334356321380054https://forum.other.li/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/trenchworms/statuses/116334356321380054Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:16:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:16:01 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea God bless Microsoft

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/dragoniff2/statuses/116334353535917698https://forum.other.li/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/dragoniff2/statuses/116334353535917698Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:16:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:14:52 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea i see two nines here, we can do better microsoft

67%!!!!

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://sns.minovsky.space/objects/574d612d-f3b4-4027-92c8-e1eb7583a6e9https://forum.other.li/post/https://sns.minovsky.space/objects/574d612d-f3b4-4027-92c8-e1eb7583a6e9Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:14:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:13:35 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea they can't gain three-9s through 99.9% so they are now course-correcting to three-9s through 89.99%

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://raru.re/users/hellpie/statuses/116334343951312863https://forum.other.li/post/https://raru.re/users/hellpie/statuses/116334343951312863Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:13:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:13:25 GMT]]>I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116334343319054559https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116334343319054559Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:13:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:13:23 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea aw hell yeah zero nines

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://urusai.social/users/thepi/statuses/116334343204417909https://forum.other.li/post/https://urusai.social/users/thepi/statuses/116334343204417909Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:13:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:13:19 GMT]]>@RogerBW @0xabad1dea you're not cloud scale unless you're at 0 9s

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/mms/statuses/116334342962273370https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/mms/statuses/116334342962273370Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:13:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:12:53 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

There are two nines in their uptime number!

No one said they had to be leading digits…

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/116334341208575588https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/116334341208575588Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:12:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:12:02 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea This is why I'm migrating to hub hub.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jbaggs/statuses/116334337856237801https://forum.other.li/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jbaggs/statuses/116334337856237801Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:12:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:10:29 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Cadeberg can't manage that, even with all the DDoSes!

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://discordian.social/users/RogerBW/statuses/116334331776460883https://forum.other.li/post/https://discordian.social/users/RogerBW/statuses/116334331776460883Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:10:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:10:20 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea They say schadenfreude is an ugly emotion, but I just cannot help myself. I experience joy when Microsoft fails. It gives me hope that maybe, just maybe this world can correct some of our mistakes.

]]>https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/nuintari/statuses/116334331222619572https://forum.other.li/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/nuintari/statuses/116334331222619572Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:10:20 GMT