In honour of the day you all did those despicable things to Jesus I am posting my favourite @warandpeas comic

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@Simplicator @Ex_spurt
yep, very strange death cult. having the statue of a crossed man wherever you go. and hoping drinking his "blood" and eating his "flesh" symbolically will help with anything. humans are funny things

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@Ex_spurt@aus.social @warandpeas@mastodon.social If Jesus was so great then how come our ancestors nailed him to a cross? Clearly they knew something which our pastors don't.

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@Ex_spurt @warandpeas

Can somebody please help me out?

Is it Werewolf Jesus or Zombie Jesus this year?

Please don't go the "why not both?" path.

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@Arapalla Full moon was last night so I'm saying its still zombie jesus on Sunday.

That's why they launched Artemis on 1 April to make it easier to aim for

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@Ex_spurt

Cool.

All those people praying for the second coming and it turns into world war Z.

When will this be available on xbox and pc?

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@Ex_spurt @warandpeas haha that's funny.

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@Ex_spurt @warandpeas orig by smbc: https://framapiaf.org/@toybox/116339816909282495

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@Ex_spurt @Arapalla of course it was a full moon. Isn't the timing of Easter all about something something Sunday after the full moon yadayada?

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. @az celebrating my first ever Good Friday pub beer in my hometown now

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@rozeboosje @Ex_spurt

No idea.

But it does make for good horror movie discussion.

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@Arapalla @Ex_spurt What, they get to the Moon and are promptly attacked by a mob of Zombie Were-rabbit Jesuses pelting them with Facehugger Easter Eggs?

I'd watch that.

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@rozeboosje @Ex_spurt

Wallace and Grommit: Curse of the Moon Jesus.

Ooo, look, Grommit. The moon is made of cheeeese.

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@Arapalla @Ex_spurt Wensleydale, of course

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@Simplicator @Ex_spurt I think that was Jesus' thought too.

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@Simplicator

They tasted like chicken.

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