it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
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@davidgerard impossible to overstate. There are people who couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
This guy is still trying to understand what water is, forget a boot, and might make some progress if he finally manages to develop object permanence.
@davidgerard they are so deeply unintelligent, as are the people that hired and funded them, that simply being in proximity will cause severe brain damage to normal people.
I mean, these people are so utterly devoid of anything resembling sapience that they would give Elon Musk a run for his money in that department.
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
@davidgerard “uhm but David here’s 2 (two) videos of me dunking my phone into a small bowl of drinking water, no I won’t engage with you about how the point is that it killed the phone”
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard I tried stuffing some meat into the charging port of my phone, but it still ran out of battery.
I eat burgers when I need energy, why can't my phone?
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
@davidgerard I really take issue with Apple messaging on this, which is « hey, it’s probably fine whatever, but if that breaks that’s on you » as it touts a IP68 resistance which signals that it’s ok as long as you don’t leave it underwater too long
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard water cooled PCs have been a thing for years. Is dunking your phone in the pool really so different?
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@davidgerard I really take issue with Apple messaging on this, which is « hey, it’s probably fine whatever, but if that breaks that’s on you » as it touts a IP68 resistance which signals that it’s ok as long as you don’t leave it underwater too long
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@rootwyrm he is pretty sure object permanence is wokeism from shitlibs
@davidgerard goddamnit David, not when I'm drinking coffee. Coffee is valuable!
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard I'm immediately incensed given I expect he makes at least 6x what I do.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
When I stumbled across your post just now I thought it was a joke at first.
But apparently it's not? This guy and his posts are real??? -
it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard i guess he's not a lucky stiff...
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When I stumbled across your post just now I thought it was a joke at first.
But apparently it's not? This guy and his posts are real???@QuinnAlexis i am sorry to say
look up "Jeromy Johnson" in tech haunts for more unfettered brillance
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@davidgerard water cooled PCs have been a thing for years. Is dunking your phone in the pool really so different?
@jamesh did you get as far as the post after this
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@davidgerard i guess he's not a lucky stiff...
@mewsleah absolutely not
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@davidgerard i guess he's not a lucky stiff...
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard surely they aren't serious
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
"I washed my parrot in Tide, and it died!”
"I told you Tide wasn't good for parrots.”
"Oh, it wasn’t the Tide that killed it, it was the spin-cycle.”
Same energy.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
'Peasants, behold! My genius even more genius-y thanks to AI! I can genius even faster now! Also, uh oh spaghetti-o's, I dropped my phone in the pool on purpose again because I know better than the people who made it!'
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When I was 10 or so I was obsessed with pokemon. I dropped my Gameboy in the toilet when I was playing while peeing and then washed it off in the sink and tried to dry it on a candle.
Needless to say I completely ruined my Gameboy and felt like an idiot for years.
Seeing a full blown adult make basically the same mistake but in the other direction makes 10 year old me feel a lot better.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard water good human so why water not good phone?! Glue good paper so why not glue good pizza?? Stochastic token association good computer so why not good me?
