Woof.

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@mookie this is bloody spot on!

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@mookie this is incredible!!

I need someone to handhold me while I give them my trivial contributions and they hype it up like this, so I can be a linkedin star

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@mookie It's so HR Karens feel like their useless degree was worth it.

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@mookie l know how my dog leaves “comments” on “posts”!

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@mookie Linkedin - world's most fake, unproductive social media platform. For CEO's only.

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@jbond @chasalin @mookie

And the job interviewer summarise the CV with AI and is not a real person but an AI-Bot.

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@mookie Who's a good job-seeker?

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@mookie what did it teach you about B2B sales, doggie? Hmmmmmm?

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@mookie
Filed under the heading "If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."

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@mookie

had a friend applying to medical school, where they wanted "accomplishments" on the application.

what he wrote:

"designed and implemented new prescription drug inventory and delivery system for a large hospital"

what he did:

put up shelves & bins in 8 broom closets and labeled the bins for the pharmacy.

this was before linkedin. he was ahead of his time.

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@mookie

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@paul_ipv6 Trendsetter!

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@mookie Dogs are too smart to be on Linkedin, though

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@mookie

thought leader!

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@mookie There is no bs like linkedin bs.

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@mookie i put up my new profile pic on LinkedIn first because performative normality is so cringe

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@mookie So true! So many people du bullshitting (sorry barking...)

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@harld @mookie the dog pic is AI ( even "reality" )

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@mookie I always have to "downwrite" what I did because HR-People don't even read and want me for jobs I'm not qualified to do (and don't want to, because I built my whole career in a different direction for a reason)

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@mookie lol I keep seeing these 'Reality vs. LinkedIn' memes and am so fascinated... Where do I get more?