Woof.

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@mookie Dogs are too smart to be on Linkedin, though

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@mookie

thought leader!

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@mookie There is no bs like linkedin bs.

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@mookie i put up my new profile pic on LinkedIn first because performative normality is so cringe

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@mookie So true! So many people du bullshitting (sorry barking...)

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@harld @mookie the dog pic is AI ( even "reality" )

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@mookie I always have to "downwrite" what I did because HR-People don't even read and want me for jobs I'm not qualified to do (and don't want to, because I built my whole career in a different direction for a reason)

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@mookie lol I keep seeing these 'Reality vs. LinkedIn' memes and am so fascinated... Where do I get more?

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@mookie Unrealistic!
Because the dog forgot to mention that working from home is bad.

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@mookie LinkedIn was a slop generator far before AIs came in.

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@mookie I use the feed blocker extension for linkedin

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@Blackthorn

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@mookie I want to upload this to Linkedin!

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@mookie I don't even have a LinkedIn anymore because that site is useless at best and actively scraping your stuff at worst.

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@mookie

Cute and true, but if you're looking for a job, where do you go to (eurocentric question btw)?
Xing wanted to replace it but they only speak German.

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@chasalin
The image tbh also looks quite suspiciously as AI.
@harld @mookie

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@HeyLaiverd +1 @mookie