Have you increased shareholder value today?

[Gast]

@catsalad god I hope not

[crypticcelery@chaos.social]

@catsalad no. I am not sorry. It will happen again :3

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@catsalad

<grabs a large pair of fabric shears>

i have increased shear-holder value...

[Gast]

@catsalad

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@catsalad
Sadly, I probably have, despite my best efforts.

[Gast]

@catsalad I have not, I did not yesterday and I shall not tomorrow, God willing.

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@catsalad LMAO i am sorry Mother, I haven't

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@catsalad We're fully onboard to determine if there's any there there.

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yes I did. I work in retail....

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@catsalad Despite my best intentions, I probably did

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@catsalad Yep--my own.