🧙‍♀️ Fuck it.

[grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu]

🧙‍️ Fuck it.

Romanceable NPC disguised as a Swiss-based software architect. Chaotic good, curvy, clever, and fully leveled-up in storytelling, flirtation, and deep lore emotional complexity.

I’m here for main plot energy. I’ve been the side quest before — I’d like to be the romance arc now.

I talk a lot, need the occasional solo day to reboot my soul, and show love through too many true stories, terrible memes, and kisses that mean something. Sensual, affectionate, funny — like if a bard got tangled in a Bioware romance and just never left.

Monogamous by nature, open only if everyone’s safe and seen. I don’t play audition games, and I won’t help you “grow” by parenting you. I like my body, know where it squishes, and am not accepting outside commentary. If you're imagining cozy couch dates, please also imagine not coming over for a while — my place is a glorious chaos pit and I’m working on it, just not today.

Major bonuses if you:
• Have strong NPC romance opinions (Alistair, Lucanis, Fenris, etc.)
• Flirt like a nerd and mean it
• Aren’t scared of feelings, fierce women, or smart trans kids
• Know how to say someone’s name like it matters

No thanks to: bigots, trad bros, emotional minimalists, or men scared of mess (emotional or literal).

Switzerland-based. Roll for initiative. Bring snacks.

#FediDating