You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy
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@wizzwizz4 you've created Systemd for showering
@argentumcation @wizzwizz4
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@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems "Two in one is bullshit term, because one is not big enough to hold two. That’s why two was created. If it [were] two in one, it would be overflowing. Bottle would be all sticky and shit."
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@argentumcation 2-in-1 shampoo does one thing: clean. In that sense, it complies with the Unix philosophy (just as sh and make do). By the same token, why stop at 2? We should extend the shampoo container with extra compartments to hold all manner of cleaning chemicals, as well as various abrasive surfaces, to produce the most Unixy cleaning tool of them all: 800 millilitres and constantly scrubbing.
@wizzwizz4 @argentumcation but 2 in 1 does 2 things -
It's ok if you use a pipe.
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It's ok if you use a pipe.
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water | shampoo && conditioner || main && tail
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Systemd, your reliable bleach, detergent, fabric softener, dish soap, hand soap, shampoo, conditioner, mouth wash and hair foam.
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@argentumcation meanwhile in our household we use soapsystemd for shower, dishes, antifreeze, mouthwash, fabric conditioner, and to add a fresh spritz to the kids' water bottles.
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@argentumcation .... it isn't all files?
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@argentumcation, /me looks terrified at my vitamin pills.
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@argentumcation @wizzwizz4
systemd-bathd@w8l @argentumcation @wizzwizz4 based! (get it, cuz soap.. hehe.. well actually that stuff uses detergent, not soap but-)
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@argentumcation a true Unix purist would never buy a car with an air conditioner in it
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@wizzwizz4 you've created Systemd for showering
@argentumcation @wizzwizz4
no, it's ffmpeg of showering -
water | shampoo && conditioner || main && tail
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@argentumcation you're not supposed to use separate shampoo and shower gel because of liquid deduplication policies
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@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems those 2-in-1 are pretty crap if you have long hair anyway
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@argentumcation It's okay if you pipe the shampoo through the conditioner though.
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@argentumcation correct. Soap in a soap bag for everything. Conditioner and moisturizer are for GUI users. My cats love my sandpaper hands
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@argentumcation @wizzwizz4
systemd-bathd@w8l @argentumcation @wizzwizz4
machinectl cleanexists, bathd is already real lmao