You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy
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systemd-bathd@w8l @argentumcation @wizzwizz4 based! (get it, cuz soap.. hehe.. well actually that stuff uses detergent, not soap but-)
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@argentumcation a true Unix purist would never buy a car with an air conditioner in it
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@wizzwizz4 you've created Systemd for showering
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no, it's ffmpeg of showering -
water | shampoo && conditioner || main && tail
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@argentumcation you're not supposed to use separate shampoo and shower gel because of liquid deduplication policies
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@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems those 2-in-1 are pretty crap if you have long hair anyway
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@argentumcation It's okay if you pipe the shampoo through the conditioner though.
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@argentumcation correct. Soap in a soap bag for everything. Conditioner and moisturizer are for GUI users. My cats love my sandpaper hands
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systemd-bathd@w8l @argentumcation @wizzwizz4
machinectl cleanexists, bathd is already real lmao -
@argentumcation `head`, not `head`-and-shoulders
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@argentumcation meanwhile in our household we use soapsystemd for shower, dishes, antifreeze, mouthwash, fabric conditioner, and to add a fresh spritz to the kids' water bottles.
@georgebaily @argentumcation it reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTrszcsaCxI&t=0
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@argentumcation same with these
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@argentumcation .... it isn't all files?
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