it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
'Peasants, behold! My genius even more genius-y thanks to AI! I can genius even faster now! Also, uh oh spaghetti-o's, I dropped my phone in the pool on purpose again because I know better than the people who made it!'
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When I was 10 or so I was obsessed with pokemon. I dropped my Gameboy in the toilet when I was playing while peeing and then washed it off in the sink and tried to dry it on a candle.
Needless to say I completely ruined my Gameboy and felt like an idiot for years.
Seeing a full blown adult make basically the same mistake but in the other direction makes 10 year old me feel a lot better.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard water good human so why water not good phone?! Glue good paper so why not glue good pizza?? Stochastic token association good computer so why not good me?
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard Truly extinction-grade stupid.
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@davidgerard I tried stuffing some meat into the charging port of my phone, but it still ran out of battery.
I eat burgers when I need energy, why can't my phone?
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
And now that this is online and if it goes viral AI is going to retrieve it see it used often and quote it back to somebody as a go to solution.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard my iPhone overheated so I yeeted it into low earth orbit ‘cause Elon Musk told me it’s a great place for efficient heat dissipation. It might have worked but I can’t see the screen from here.
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
@davidgerard The page also says "maximum depth of 6 meters up to 30 minutes" and I have to wonder how this is in any way compatible with "do not intentionally submerge your phone in water".
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@davidgerard Truly extinction-grade stupid.
@customdeluxe i fear these guys will never die out
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@davidgerard The page also says "maximum depth of 6 meters up to 30 minutes" and I have to wonder how this is in any way compatible with "do not intentionally submerge your phone in water".
@elronxenu i'd like to see what happens when you claim it under warranty
(but not to any phone of mine)
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@customdeluxe i fear these guys will never die out
@davidgerard i'm starting to think the real techbro agenda is to somehow prevent natural selection.
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"I washed my parrot in Tide, and it died!”
"I told you Tide wasn't good for parrots.”
"Oh, it wasn’t the Tide that killed it, it was the spin-cycle.”
Same energy.
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@elronxenu i'd like to see what happens when you claim it under warranty
(but not to any phone of mine)
@davidgerard Just tell them it fell into the water and then claim it should have been ok due to IP68.
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@davidgerard water cooled PCs have been a thing for years. Is dunking your phone in the pool really so different?
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@davidgerard Just tell them it fell into the water and then claim it should have been ok due to IP68.
@elronxenu you first
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@coolcalmcollected @davidgerard
I would argue at this point that 'knowing one thing' is debatable. -
it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard LMFAO???
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
@davidgerard who cares if it's waterproof, just what kind of thought process is this
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard
This reads even more like a Dankpods mic test than Advait Paliwal's screed about horses.
