it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
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@davidgerard I tried stuffing some meat into the charging port of my phone, but it still ran out of battery.
I eat burgers when I need energy, why can't my phone?
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
And now that this is online and if it goes viral AI is going to retrieve it see it used often and quote it back to somebody as a go to solution.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard my iPhone overheated so I yeeted it into low earth orbit ‘cause Elon Musk told me it’s a great place for efficient heat dissipation. It might have worked but I can’t see the screen from here.
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
@davidgerard The page also says "maximum depth of 6 meters up to 30 minutes" and I have to wonder how this is in any way compatible with "do not intentionally submerge your phone in water".
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@davidgerard Truly extinction-grade stupid.
@customdeluxe i fear these guys will never die out
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@davidgerard The page also says "maximum depth of 6 meters up to 30 minutes" and I have to wonder how this is in any way compatible with "do not intentionally submerge your phone in water".
@elronxenu i'd like to see what happens when you claim it under warranty
(but not to any phone of mine)
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@customdeluxe i fear these guys will never die out
@davidgerard i'm starting to think the real techbro agenda is to somehow prevent natural selection.
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"I washed my parrot in Tide, and it died!”
"I told you Tide wasn't good for parrots.”
"Oh, it wasn’t the Tide that killed it, it was the spin-cycle.”
Same energy.
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@elronxenu i'd like to see what happens when you claim it under warranty
(but not to any phone of mine)
@davidgerard Just tell them it fell into the water and then claim it should have been ok due to IP68.
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@davidgerard water cooled PCs have been a thing for years. Is dunking your phone in the pool really so different?
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@davidgerard Just tell them it fell into the water and then claim it should have been ok due to IP68.
@elronxenu you first
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@coolcalmcollected @davidgerard
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard LMFAO???
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
@davidgerard who cares if it's waterproof, just what kind of thought process is this
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard
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@QuinnAlexis i am sorry to say
look up "Jeromy Johnson" in tech haunts for more unfettered brillance
Man, that's bizarre.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard It's the same mix of arrogance and ignorance that techbros chose to put into their AI.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard Sounds like the sort of person whose hubris has only caused temporary shame because their wealth insulated them from their ignorance.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard holy fuck lmao
