Yes I have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she uh goes to another instance

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@catsalad juuuuussssskeeedeeen', we know she lurks in misskey.

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@catsalad oooh dish grrl dish! Is she cuuuute? do you swap caaaat pics?

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@catsalad Seems like that doesn't work when you're on every instance there is.

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@dalias

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@dalias @catsalad Are they all the same catsalad though, or are there many salads of cat?

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@catsalad do {cats} know you're cheating on them?

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@catsalad Is she your cat?

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@catsalad And her admin is in a huge fight with your admin...

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@catsalad @hypebot
yeah, she’s on mstdn.ca right?

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@catsalad gay

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@catsalad
I literally fell for a girl I met on the internet who lives in Canada. I'm a nerd stereotype.

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@catsalad
I can relate, my wife's instance has even defederated mine 🫥