it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard my iPhone overheated so I yeeted it into low earth orbit ‘cause Elon Musk told me it’s a great place for efficient heat dissipation. It might have worked but I can’t see the screen from here.
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
@davidgerard The page also says "maximum depth of 6 meters up to 30 minutes" and I have to wonder how this is in any way compatible with "do not intentionally submerge your phone in water".
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@davidgerard Truly extinction-grade stupid.
@customdeluxe i fear these guys will never die out
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@davidgerard The page also says "maximum depth of 6 meters up to 30 minutes" and I have to wonder how this is in any way compatible with "do not intentionally submerge your phone in water".
@elronxenu i'd like to see what happens when you claim it under warranty
(but not to any phone of mine)
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@customdeluxe i fear these guys will never die out
@davidgerard i'm starting to think the real techbro agenda is to somehow prevent natural selection.
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"I washed my parrot in Tide, and it died!”
"I told you Tide wasn't good for parrots.”
"Oh, it wasn’t the Tide that killed it, it was the spin-cycle.”
Same energy.
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@elronxenu i'd like to see what happens when you claim it under warranty
(but not to any phone of mine)
@davidgerard Just tell them it fell into the water and then claim it should have been ok due to IP68.
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@davidgerard water cooled PCs have been a thing for years. Is dunking your phone in the pool really so different?
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@davidgerard Just tell them it fell into the water and then claim it should have been ok due to IP68.
@elronxenu you first
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@coolcalmcollected @davidgerard
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard LMFAO???
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in b4 some nerd links https://support.apple.com/en-us/108039 without mentioning the bit that explicitly says DO NOT DO THIS YOU IDIOT
@davidgerard who cares if it's waterproof, just what kind of thought process is this
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard
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@QuinnAlexis i am sorry to say
look up "Jeromy Johnson" in tech haunts for more unfettered brillance
Man, that's bizarre.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard It's the same mix of arrogance and ignorance that techbros chose to put into their AI.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard Sounds like the sort of person whose hubris has only caused temporary shame because their wealth insulated them from their ignorance.
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it is difficult to overstate what a comprehensive dunderhead Why from Bluesky, vibecoding wunderkind, formerly of various cryptocurrency projects and current neoreactionary VibeCamp habitue, truly is
@davidgerard holy fuck lmao
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@davidgerard i'm starting to think the real techbro agenda is to somehow prevent natural selection.
@customdeluxe eugenicists are all like that, it keeps resulting in them not being at the top (or alive)
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@mewsleah @davidgerard is this why that _why?
